larrysshowersthatarebritish:

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

emeraldembers:

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

• sand
• alcohol or lighter fluid
• sugar  

1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

Reblogging because I will be damned if this isn’t relevant to Proto.

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

Mmm. Cuteee.

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

We are the cutest. :) @paigemckenzy

gehenna:

hesbell:

loogguitars:

Steve and Jeri wanted to build their grandkids a treehouse. We want Steve and Jeri to be our grandparents. 

Never in my life have I been more jealous 

I would live in that tree house!

bigtitbandit:

marshaycasey:

Yum <3

Butterscotch was my favorite flavor!

lgbtadvocate:

lyrics-are-poetry:

lascocks:

colonelmustangsnipples:

I AM ACTUALLY REALLY RELIEVED THAT EMINEM DOESN’T SWEAR IN FRONT OF HIS KIDS

He read Harry Potter to his daughter. Good dad is good. 

Eminem is adorbs, no question.

But the 1950s laughing thing is just sad.

The spongebob